I keep stealing Tom's QotD!
Name three words or phrases you wish you'd coined:
1. Craptastic/and or/ craptacular. As in "How's your workday going?"
2. Cubic Assload. As in, a whole lot. I learned this one from David Bobavey!!!
3. Ok Fine Used Trucks. Learned from crankypants. It's a sign at a business and also a great sarcastic snotty retort to someone who knows it all.
One phrase I DID just coin this weekend: "I'll meet you at Cork St. and Sprinkle Rd."
Which means, "Don't hold your breath, I won't be there." On my way to Chicago last weekend I passed the exit for Cork St. and Sprinkle Rd, and thought, "I just have to find a way to use that."